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RE: G-dog's weekend-engagement week five: Mystery item - [Win HIVE]

in OCD4 years ago

Everyone knows this is an ancient "Butt Plug."

(Lube Not Required)

Only later on in history did it become a multi-use tool. Some may disagree, but it now is used for many things, just a few being...

1. Tongue Suppressor...
(please wash between tasks)

2. Back Scratcher...

3. Door Stop...

4. Projectile...

The fourth usage requires practice and skill, much like it's original use.

How to video avail on request.

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Ah now I get it! We are definitely on the same page now!!!

It's a bottle opener, right? An ancient Egyptian apple corer?... A hitch hiking implement?

OK maybe not exactly the same page, but we definitely both have a book!

Lol, ancient butt plug...

lube not required.

Multi use tool- tongue suppressor..lol

I want to see a how to video....definitely you are one of the strongest candidate on those grounds.

An ancient butt plug! Lol...

I think I like option four...One can never have enough projectiles.

Thanks mate, I'll amend the post. Thanks for your generosity.

You know you want a copy of that video... You do.

Def gonna be a #NSFW video... Lol

Lol, yep...Goin' viral.

Or causing conditions that are viral!!!

Yep, and there's probably no cure for this viral condition.

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