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Yeah, quit moaning and post moar!

The pepper spray was a bit disappointing to be honest - I wanted more spice but it was a bit weak overall. I've gone for 10 light ones this month after mixing it up in the past, hopefully the sunshine will hold so I can get some sunk outdoors!

It's meant to go mental hot this weekend!! Much time for outdoor sinking!

I have had loads of pales. I do love them in the sun! All I need to do now is get that bike through my works bike scheme and get riding!

Down here I think we peak Thursday, which would be typical of working life and bring on a trail of expletives - but as I'm doing fuck all on Thursday, that'll do!

I looked at the cycle to work scheme and in the end thought screw it - if you plan to be where you are for another year though, it is likely the best option.

Aye, I'm am old stock in a rut fucker that's angling for redundancy, another year will do me :0)

Our weather forecast is thunderstorms for the end of the week. Bloody Scotland

Fingers crossed for that payday!

I'm wondering how you could potentially speed the process up - do the bare minimum each day from now on, or is that already the case?! :)

There is a fine art to doing the bare minimum whilst looking incredibly valued and busy I find ;0)

One day it might happen, it might not and I might end up being forced out by years of no pay rises!

It is a fine art, my game is quite good I must say!

No pay rises, I think you should tell them where to shove it on tomorrows conference call, whilst you take the laptop to the bathroom and proudly curl out your bosses I'm leaving you present!

Hmm, perhaps not, I should crack a beer open so I have an excuse for writing the above :D