Well, If I found a time machine... I would go back to the times of the Big Bang. And once there, I would hunt for the fucker who is doing his/her laundry. And assuming I was successful in locating him/her. First of all I'll kick his/her ass from side to side and then I would give him/her a new box with another brand of soap or detergent that would make a helluva of more foam...
And why would I go there?
Well, obvious! just to see if by chance on my way back, I end up landing in another different 'flying bubble' of those that we so stubbornly call Parallel Universes. And then, I'll stay in this 'new bubble' fucking around for a while, until I feel the need to get back to the same place in my time machine to hand out to this laundrym@n a brandnew box of soap/detergent each time just to see what happen next. Rinse & Repeat.
Yeah, I am some kind of researcher scientist who likes to experiment with weird crap & stuff. };)
I did laundry once...I didn't enjoy the experience and so haven't repeated it. In truth I made a mess of it so that my wife understood that I was bad at it...Never got asked to do it again.
Seeing the big bang would be cool though.
Are you by chance implying that the one doing the laundry back then at the time of the Big Bang was female?
Oh boy! then better I bring with me only "one single brand" of that new soap/detergent on that trip. Because to tell the truth, I wouldn't want to ruin things wasting more time than necessary in case she can be too picky & indecisive to choose which one she would like to try first. Hahahaha
Lol...Well, in my household my wife does the washing because everytime I touch it I fuck something up. It's just safer that way. She's a terrible cook though so I rarely want her anywhere near the kitchen!
Then, do you suspect that all those bubbles that scattered everywhere at the time of the Big Bang, could also have been produced by a manly man frying an egg or something in the kitchen and not by anyone who was doing any laundry work?
Just tell me bro, because I wouldn't want to commit the mistake and suffer the setback of bring with me in that trip a box of new soap/detergent when I should travel with a better cooking oil instead. LoL
Well I think one needs to be prepared for all eventualities when it comes to time travel...A little soap, some oil, maybe a handkerchief for when one gets a runny nose...A person can't be too prepared!
Yep! that's right. Better I include also a wheelbarrow of toilet paper just in case of a sudden pandemic during the round trip. };)
Lol...World wide pandemic hits...The first thing that runs out is toilet paper! So funny.
Yeah, I am some kind of researcher scientist who likes to experiment with weird crap & stuff. };)
One must always be incredibly careful when doing laundry, the last thing you want to do is accidentally create an entire universe!!!
I wrote those words in 1984 but some bloody Aussie travelled through the years and stole then so that he could leave the best comment on this post!!!