Oh My God! That was my first reaction.
My first time trying marijuana was not smoking because it was edibles.
Few months ago, I was given a Cannabis Edible chocolate bar. I had never used any kind of intoxicant in my entire life till this moment.
Not realizing the power of this little innocent looking chocolate bar, I took one class and after 5 minutes nothing happened, then I took another class.
Oh my god that almost felt like I was going to die!
My whole body went limp, especially my eyelids couldn't open and I was panicking like a little baby! I stalked myself in the bathroom and looked in the mirror and I was horrified to see that my eyes were confined to a very small opening. My head felt very heavy and everything was spinning around me.
"my eyes are very small, I look so funny and pale"
"I don't feel or sense anything, I think I'm dying"
Meanwhile my friend and her friend were laughing out loud as they were now trying to calm me down. At the same time, I was trying to lie to my friend that I had food poisoning, haha.
While I was still panicking, I decided I couldn't stand anymore I needed to lie down and sleep. I quite a lots threw myself at the mattress and closed my eyes. Weirdly when I lay in bed, my mind was very alert and wide alert, I even made up something funny, but I can't remember it anymore. Thank God, I woke up the next day alive. Haha.
Anyway, I told myself I would never touch marijuana again, even if I could get it legally because the dude is in Colorado.
Though just out of curiosity, I tried smoking marijuana through a pen exactly a month ago or whatever it's called, lol. It took me a few tries, I had to hold a button for a few seconds, inhale, let go of the button, hold my breath, then I was told to release it slowly. I become very careful this time and most effective took some infant puffs. Thank God I didn't feel like I was dying, except it made me sleepy.
So that's my marijuana experience but I doubt I'll do it again, I just don't see the fun of doing it.