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Have the lights very, very dim!

My lights are binary. They're either on or off, none of this new-fangled dimming stuff XD

And we always end up with bulbs like the sun because apparently no one else in the house can see.

My lights are binary.

This is socially unacceptable to say in 2020. Please respect light pronouns and lighting fluidity - keep it light neutral :D

All the lights in my house identify as "on" or "off" XD