Top 10 Reasons Why You Suck

You clicked this post trying to confirm you don't suck, which means you're not 100% sure yourself that you don't suck.
You went on to read reason 2, knowing full well this is a post that states top 10 reasons why you suck.
There's global warming, climate change, polar bears are paying increased taxes, but you're doing nothing about it
Suck rhymes with duck, ducks make a dumb noise, I hate noise pollution, you're one of the reasons there's noise pollution when you honk your car, you suck.
You created a society that's based on humans providing goods & services to each other in exchage of an idea called money that is of equal value which is then exchanged for necessities such as food, water, shelter and clothes, because of which I can't just sit around and do what I like. You suck.
You're happily browsing the content on Hive without revolting against the fact that there's no 'by default top-down view' while writing posts. Are you nuts?
You think this post isn't great, but greatness is in the eye of the beholder but also, the beholder is in the eye of greatness and we know there's nothing in the eye of the storm so it's your fault you are not amidst greatness.
There's one more hilarious point I just got about this 'eye' simile but I can't say greatness is in the eye of the beholder and you're a pirate who lost that eye, and has the other eye instead because then you'll think I'm trying too hard.
See why you suck?
Watch this:

_{Have you realized why you suck?}
You don't have the guts to reblog this to people who suck A.K.A your followers.
Obviously I'm not gonna let you go and have a bad day after reading all this. This post tells you why you don't suck.