Hi team, it's Friday...As if you didn't know!
Jeez! It's actually Sunday... I do wish you would keep up dude... I blame being at the bottom of the planet, all that being upside down makes the blood pool in the scalp, which at least explains those luscious locks, man that thing is like a mane!!!
I need to be honest and openly state my disappointment, if I on't I won't be able to settle. I have zero idea what these people are thinking about when they post these ridiculous answers to your query, when the answer is so undeniably simple and obvious that I thought everyone would've known instantly!
This artifact has a very famous piece of historical antiquarian lore inexplicably linked to it.
Ramesses II was notoriously minute in the wifely satisfication arena... So much so that his Pharaoh bride Tracy I think her name was), demanded that he seek cutting edge medical remedy to give him a little more volumetric dimension. So one sunny Tuesday morning in August, after eating locust and honey flavoured pop tarts for breakfast, he went to see Scottius and Morrisanis the medicine men about the rather difficult and revolutionary procedure of stretching his assets so they reached a little further.
They sedated him with what was known only as amber nectar and when he came around some time later he felt the strangest sensation from the lower reaches. He called for the Doctors but they were nowhere to be seen. He reached down below and let out a scream, slightly higher than any he had ever let escape before.
His prize pyramid was gone. He could not believe the fate that had be fallen him, he headed in to the forbidden zone alone for 40 days and 40 nights until a spy from his kingdom found him and delivered the news he had feared for some time, the Doctors were Hittite spies and been sent on a mission to destroy the Pharaoh in the cruellest way they could find, unwittingly he had given them a far more unusual method of attack than any they had previously thought up.
The spy Impotekepapahohohoitxxmas handed the his leader a small carved box that contained the artifact that you have sown in the image above. Historians believe it to be the worlds first ever prosthetic peckerdoodle, if you look very carefully at the Egyptian gold adornment on the tapered protrusion, you will notice it is ribbed for her pleasure.
Legend has it Mrs Ramesses was happier than she had ever been and the smiling avatar was added quite some years after.
I thought everybody knew that! Uneducated philistines...
I was handed that story by a descendant of Ramesses II on a trip through the Arabian desert in 76. I have provenance to assist the evidence.
I may not have mentioned it before but I am a triplet and this image has NOT been doctored or altered in any way, shape or form.
Lol...You've clearly researched this at great length so your answer is undeniable. Ribbed peckerdoodle...Makes perfect sense. I can't believe all those other wrong answers occurred when the correct wrong answer is abundantly clear.
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