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RE: G-dog's weekend-engagement week five: Mystery item - [Win HIVE]

in OCD4 years ago

If I am not mistaken, the ancient Mayans had a very good understanding of the human body and this carved wooden tool was made as a representation of sperm. The tool was used to hit women over the head with to get them ready to procreate - much like Tequila.

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Representative of Mayan spermatozoa huh? No wonder those bastards vanished off the face of the earth! Still, maybe they were onto something with their, hit on head with weird wooden tool foreplay technique...I wonder if it works for non-Mayans?

I have it on good authority that you are 100% wrong...Which, in this competition, makes you right.

I wonder if it works for non-Mayans?

I think it would, but it would be classified "cultural appropriation" and therefore mean social ostracization.

Yeah...People would have to be out looting and destroying property (peacefully protesting) if that happened I guess.

Mmhmm... Peacefully liberating Nikes' & 4kHD TV's from broken storefront windows...

Wow! It's like the suffragettes all over again.

That Emily Pankhurst could get you anything you wanted at half the RRP...

It's amazing how well a pair of stolen Nike's can erase years of oppression.

My emancipation began with a pair of Jordan Airmax!

Lol...Good old-school faves! You could instantly feel the oppression melting away as you laced them bad-boys up huh?

Why do we have similar answers?

Perhaps you have similar minds...
Shudders...

Speaking of shuddering, your name is a brilliant pornstar name, just in case you plan on venturing into that industry.

Oh no I would never venture in to that industry... Again...

Once bitten twice shy!!! :D

lol, too many sperm answers...guess it's something related to sperms!