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RE: The storm

in OCD5 years ago

The pressure is pretty high with those nozzles. You have to be careful when you're turning it on, otherwise you'll blast a hole through your bum 😶... Lol, too bad I don't have a lot of corn around here in the tropics. But we do have bananas 🍌... I'm sure I can use banana leaves for butt wiping, right?

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Oh yeah, banana leaves are the next best thing to corn cob husks for ass wiping. I'm writing an eBook on that very topic right this moment. It'll be available on the AppStore.

I don't have an Apple device, but if you make that available for online viewing, I'll pre-order one... or two.

You don't need an apple...It will work on bananas too...I'll be sure to personally sign your copy.

Hey, Grouchy cured the corona virus today...I'm just writing a post for a little later right at this moment...Yep, at the same time as writing my corn cob/banana skin ass wiping eBook. Talk about multi-tasking huh?

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Lol 🤣... Scientist of the Year award for little Grouchy there. And you're right, who needs Apple when Bananas are doing just fine? When you have that copy signed, please include Grouchy's name too 😆. Cheers!

I'll be sure to do so.



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