Oh god, not Alexander. I'm hopefully old enough that I needn't pleasure any old bearded Greek men. I've suddenly forgotten that Greeks liked a little man-love, and I'm not into that myself. My handsome physique could tempt a lot of women, as well as men. I think I'd rather go to Sparta, than Athens.
Yeah, safer in Sparta I think...Those ancient Greeks loved bro-love a little too much it seems.
Specifically the Athenians, so I suppose I'm more of a Spartan myself. They probably have better gender equality there than in modern times, to be honest. Apparently, men and women would often do physical exercises together... in the nude. Gonna have a lot of leg-days for all that kicking, eh?
This is Sparta!
Always leg day in Sparta bro.
Need some of those burly legs to climb Mount Olympus, that's for sure!