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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@mawit07, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mimismartypants
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

!PIZZA !LUV !LOL back

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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@mimismartypants, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mawit07
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

@mawit07(3/10) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><