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Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@mawit07, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pablodare
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/6)

!PIZZA !LUV !LOL back

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

Credit: henryglowz
@pablodare, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mawit07
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)