Alex, you might want to add I have a strict no-troll-feeding policy for future posts like that.
Let me add some value to appreciate your efforts:
Mr. Brettschneider had earlier arrested Svejk outing himself as an undercover lower rank policeman in charge with political infractions. When Svejk was released, Mr. Brettschneider was ordered to contact him again and fake an interest in getting a dog (which happened to be Svejk's illegal business), to earn his trust and later onboard him.
Being loyal to the Austrian Empire, Mr. Brettschneider was ready to save costs on the operation.
"I know of several dogs like that, would you prefer small or large?"
"Little dog is enough for me."
"Buying a dog is not like buying cattle - the smaller the dog, the more expensive."
"I see, let me take a big one, then."
My original translation based on the movie version rather than Jaroslav Hasek's differently focused text. Bolding decisions are deliberate. 100% to @hive.fund
You still continue your stupide crusade with 20 downvotes due your personal blacklist, so you get some back.
Best regards.