RE: Shadow Hunters Contest #204

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This Will WARM your Heart Ms. Saver @silversaver888

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.’

The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’

The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him.’

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[silversaver888]

!LOL

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Why do math teacher have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
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