#CrapGotPublished - How to Talk with Your Cat About Gun Safety

in Hive Book Club5 months ago

Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished

The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title:

"How to Talk with Your Cat About Gun Safety" 😱

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Do you love your cat?
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
Well, no self-respecting cat mom or dad would let their baby grow up without a solid grounding in gun safety.

AND of course there exists a book about it.
Not only does this resource cover gun safety, which can be at times a difficult subject to breach with your kittens, it also covers abstinence, drugs, and satanism!
Nine lives arent an excuse to be ignorant of the dangers as well as the ups and downs of living a healthy and safe life, free from gun-related accidents.

With this book you’ll sleep easy, knowing Whiskers has all the tools that he needs to go out into the world in a safe and positive manner.
That's why there is also a big piece of patriotism underlying the book:

"Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!"

If you cant wait to proactively protect your loved one, here is the amazon link 😉
See you next week with my presentation of a shocking new crap book! 👍

https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/

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