Most eggs here are about $9/dozen. The fancy organic ones laid by zen chickens who meditate three times a day are closer to $11/dozen.
Even the local farmstands are getting in on the action... farmstand eggs have gone from $5 to $8 a dozen since last summer.
This made me laugh :)
Wife bought some duck eggs from farmers market here in Houston, TX. They are now selling by single! $1/egg. So, $12 a dozen. I will have to ask her if the ducks medidate or not, taking notes, I will get back to you! :)
If you have a pool, why not convert it to a duck pond?
Start the meditation slowly, maybe 5 minutes at a time. Play them soothing flute music.
Good luck!
No pool in the inner city damn it! :)
However, that is a fine idea.