Even galaxy hitchhikers can get wrong platter syndrome, although I wish it on no one.
I get it with your gifting thing, I'm the same, I get whatever I want/need throughout the year at the time that's appropriate so Christmas (and birth gifts) aren't a thing. I actually had one such thing turn up yesterday actually...a new holster I needed. Yay for holsters and platters.
Haha, yay for holsters and platters indeed!