Well it looked like a good strawberry...what a disappointment when you know what something should taste like, but it doesn't actually measure up once it's inside your mouth lol. I'm finding the same with melons, tomatoes and apples. They just don't have the taste they used to have.
I think you should compose and print your own version of Webster's ...maybe call it Galen's Dictionary :)
It's been a fair while since I've tasted a good strawberry; let me think, oh yeah when I grew my own! It's pretty disappointing considering the cost of them but that's the way if it and it's not just strawberries, most produce doesn't taste like it used to in ye olden days.
A dictionary huh? Hmm, seems like a good idea.
Or maybe better titled Galenisms
It works better with my real name, flows better, but let's go with yours for now. ☺️