Haha, sorry that you couldn't get a decent pic. Nope, no erection here at all 😅
Perhaps try to frame your pictures. As in, get the scenesorta squared, by either loosing more background, like the sky, or losing more of the ground infront of you. Don't know if this makes sense, but my wife taught me how to frame a picture and it has completely changed my game.
Nah, would rather take shit pictures.