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Forget the guitar, it's the singing that really melts the ladies. You just need to joke a little more melodically.

I'll add it to my list of inadequacies. Ber-na neer-neer neer-neer n-neer-neeeeer.

Hmmmm... is that Dueling Banjos?

No, it was stand-up bass, see what I mean?!?

I hear what you mean. Good thing you're lucky.