Ilegales pagados para votar, parody | Illegals paid to vote, parodia?

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Real Raw News cuenta que los militares han impedido que decenas de inmigrantes ilegales votaran anticipadamente. En los últimos días, Real Raw News ha dado cuenta de dos operaciones para detener el fraude electoral en las próximas elecciones, a través de la introducción de inmigrantes ilegales por la frontera sur de Estados Unidos. El lunes se revelaba que hace un par de semanas el cíbercomando interceptó una llamada entre la portavoz de Kamala Harris, Mia Ehrenberg, y el diputado del partido demócrata por el estado de Virginia Donald Beyer, en la que la primera dejó caer varias palabras en clave: "20 septiembre, Halifax, Arlington, Chesterfield": tres condados de Virginia en donde hay 25 lugares para ejercer el voto anticipado, pero sólo 4 han abierto el 20 de septiembre (el resto, en octubre), con lo que la investigación de los marines se simplificó. De esta manera, el General Smith envió marines a Long Bridge Aquatics & Fitness Center en Arlington; Center Library en Chesterfield; Fairfax County Government Center; y Mount Vernon Governmental Center en Alexandria, que abrirían al día siguiente. La fuente que informa a Real Raw News cuenta que "no sabíamos exactamente qué esperar, pero sabíamos que algo turbio estaba ocurriendo. Habíamos oído que los ilegales que entraban en Estados Unidos a través de México y eran enviados a Nueva York eran reubicados después en estados disputados como Virginia. Tampoco sabíamos cómo se les permitiría votar, si tenían tarjetas de registro falsas o si las personas encargadas de los colegios electorales estaban aliadas con los demócratas. Pero pensábamos averiguarlo". El cronista de Real Raw News ignora el número de marines que fueron enviados, pero sí que sabe su misión era detener, conocer sus identidades y averiguar quién los había enviado; en ningún caso, disparar contra ellos. "En ningún caso estamos preparados para hacer deportaciones masivas: eso empezará el próximo 20 de enero, pero lo que sí queremos es que sepan que si entran ilegalmente puede ser peligroso para su salud", dijo la fuente que informa a Real Raw News. El primer encuentro sucedió a las cuatro de la madrugada del día señalado en la sede de gobierno del condado de Fairfax, en donde aparecieron dos autobuses correspondientes a una entidad caritativa católica (¿Cáritas?) del este de Virginia, de donde se bajaron 60 varones que se pusieron en fila india a la puerta de la entrada del edificio. Los marines los detuvieron apuntándoles con sus armas y procedieron a preguntar a los conductores de los autobuses por la identidad de los inmigrantes y los responsables, a lo cual los chóferes respondieron que tenían sus papeles en regla y que estaban autorizados por estas asociaciones caritativas de la Iglesia: "sus nacionalidades no eran de su incumbencia". Ninguno de ellos sabía hablar en inglés (tan sólo alguna palabra) pero entre los marines sí había bilingües, y consiguieron que les contaran que les habían dado 1.500$ a cada uno por votar a Kamala Harris. También pudieron descubrir que sus tarjetas de identidad estaban falsificadas por un abogado de Fairfax cuyo nombre no se revela porque está siendo investigado. El engaño era tan burdo que había 15 que se llamaban "José García", 12 "Juan López" y 11 "Juan Martínez" y el domicilio de todos ellos era el mismo. Los marines advirtieron a los chóferes que no debían aceptar más contratos para traer inmigrantes de esas organizaciones caritativas y a los inmigrantes ilegales se les dijo que serían ejecutados si intentaban votar. Después de esto, se montaron en los autobuses.
Real Raw News reports that the military has prevented dozens of illegal immigrants from voting early. In recent days, Real Raw News has reported on two operations to stop electoral fraud in the upcoming elections, through the introduction of illegal immigrants across the southern border of the United States. On Monday, it was revealed that a couple of weeks ago, cyber command intercepted a call between Kamala Harris's spokeswoman, Mia Ehrenberg, and the Democratic Party representative for the state of Virginia, Donald Beyer, in which the former dropped several code words: "September 20, Halifax, Arlington, Chesterfield": three counties in Virginia where there are 25 places to vote early, but only 4 have opened on September 20 (the rest, in October), so the Marines' investigation was simplified. In this way, General Smith sent Marines to Long Bridge Aquatics & Fitness Center in Arlington; Center Library in Chesterfield; Fairfax County Government Center; and Mount Vernon Governmental Center in Alexandria, which would open the next day. The source who reports to Real Raw News says that "we didn't know exactly what to expect, but we knew that something shady was going on. We had heard that illegals who entered the United States through Mexico and were sent to New York were then relocated to battleground states like Virginia. We also didn't know how they would be allowed to vote, if they had fake registration cards or if the people in charge of the polling stations were allied with the Democrats. But we were planning to find out." The Real Raw News reporter does not know the number of marines who were sent, but he does know that their mission was to arrest, learn their identities and find out who had sent them; in no case, to shoot them. "In no case are we prepared to carry out mass deportations: that will begin on January 20, but what we do want is for them to know that if they enter illegally it can be dangerous for their health," said the source who reports to Real Raw News. The first encounter took place at 4 a.m. on the appointed day at the Fairfax County government headquarters, where two buses belonging to a Catholic charity (Caritas?) from eastern Virginia appeared, from which 60 men got off and lined up in front of the entrance to the building. The marines stopped them by pointing their guns at them and proceeded to ask the bus drivers about the identity of the immigrants and those responsible, to which the drivers responded that they had their papers in order and that they were authorized by these charitable associations of the Church: "their nationalities were none of their concern." None of them knew how to speak English (just a few words) but there were bilingual marines among them, and they managed to get them to tell them that they had been given $1,500 each for voting for Kamala Harris. They were also able to discover that their identity cards had been falsified by a Fairfax lawyer whose name is not being revealed because he is under investigation. The deception was so crude that there were 15 named "Jose Garcia," 12 named "Juan Lopez," and 11 named "Juan Martinez," and all of them had the same address. The Marines warned the drivers not to accept any more contracts to bring immigrants from these charitable organizations, and the illegal immigrants were told they would be executed if they tried to vote. After this, they boarded the buses.

Source: https://t.me/maradicto/1917

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