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When I was in Amsterdam, the day the dude at the shroom shop assured us things would only be a little brighter with the small doses we got, I saw these Rembrandt's at Rijksmuseum.

Unless brighter means alive, shroom dude's a fabulist.

Better?

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Rembrandt, that's torture. Instant trip to hell. But. That's. Just. My. Opinion. I. Know. You. Won't. Take. Offense. I. Know. You. Will. Read. My. Comment.

You like Rembrandt Better than I do.