After 530 years, I'm not surprised the pull tab failed. Beer was probably stale at this point, too, which made it underwhelming.
PINE AND CITRUS TO THE MAX of most microbrews these days
LOL! I don't drink beer but I smell this from a mile away all the time. Well, at least from a few feet away.
Darn those shoddy Renaissance-era aluminum alloys, right?
Ha! Yes. Darn them.