Let me make your day with this gist of a recent funny happenstance at a bar. Now, my friend is no stranger to indulging in a bit of weed and a sip of alcohol. However, she had never before dared to combine the two. Little did we know that this daring experiment would lead to a series of hilarious and unexpected events that none of us will soon forget.
And oh boy, did it turn into quite the show! --it was a banger. We arranged to meet up in a bar cos they had A-Z beef dishes to choose from. you know if you must puff a !weed or sip a !beer , you gootta make provisions for a healthy meal and as a !foodie that rule is constant.
Fast forward to when we were all seated in the bar, my friend was already deep in excitement, she ordered for a bottle of Budweiser,
our friend seated next to her asked for Trophy,
I requested for Heineken; (my usual )
while her boyfriend asked for tiger.
On our third round, I crushed , rolled and lit up a joint which was passed around on a (kiss-kiss-pass) sequence. !Lolz🤣
It got to my friends turn, she triple kissed and with each inhalation, her spirits soared higher. By the fourth round of pass, It was as if a switch had been flipped, and her inner goofball was dropped from then onward it became a comedy show.
At a point she was determined to spread love to everyone in the bar; With a mischievous glint in her eye, she pecked the guy seated next to her by her right then walked to me planted a wet, deep kiss on my lip. As if that wasn't enough, she proceeded to shower her boyfriend with affectionate smooches, much to the our amusement(talk about a public display) Omo! Na so hunger start ooo
The entire bar staff must have been astounded as she proceeded to order everything on the menu, without any regard for her stomach's capacity or the bill that awaited us. The kitchen went into overdrive, trying to keep up with her outrageous demands from peppered goat meat
to catfish pepper soup,
a plate of palm oil sauced goat head
and round fried fish. Trust me the food part is my favourite ( pesin wey smoke gas chop) y'all get the gist.
However, with the combination of weed and alcohol babe don turn master comedian albeit in the most logical way possible. She unleashed a barrage of jokes and witty remarks that had everyone, including herself, in stitches. My girl was spot on making sense, and we couldn't help but be charmed by her infectious laughter as her mind went everywhere at once until she made a bold proposition—an adventurous suggestion that took us all by surprise. She proposed a thrilling ménage à trois, convinced that the cosmos had aligned for such an extraordinary experience. Both her boyfriend and I, trying to stifle our laughter but ; we couldn't, with drinks in our mouth, we teared into laughter ( you get the picture) which eventually turned into an argument and a dare for another day.
As the night began to wind down and it was time to go: we booked a ride. But my friend wasn't done for the night. In a grand display of I-dont-care, she threw herself at the uber driver who was trying to be certain ww were the right passengers - giving him the tightest hug you can imagine. Man was shocked to speechlessness the expression on his face was to die for, 🤣 poor guy wasn't prepared for that level of intimacy during a casual drop-off.
Recounting it all, I can't stop laughing bro, yesterday was wild ,the absurdity of it all lives rent free in my head. Waiting to see if we will make good on the ménage à trois dare.
Will keep y'all posted.
no sleeping on the bicycle especially when it comes to food
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