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This one choke me, oh yours was two cups? I could count my own rice

Ah!! Wow, your story really need to be read by me and that's what I'm going to do anytime soon.

How can you say you could count your rice, I thought rice was uncountable? That means you were going to buy expensive rice them even when you had little, hmm because if it's all those small cheap rice you can never count it.