I have decided that I will not be online for the next five years and will not have any contact with anyone. For the next five years I will just sit and read books. I believe I have a lot of knowledge. And when this five years of perseverance is completed, I will finish reading innumerable books including books of all famous writers of Bengali literature. Those five years of pursuit will be added to my own store of knowledge.
Then I will become the most knowledgeable and intelligent person among the Bengali speaking people in the world. Since I will be the most knowledgeable person in Bangladesh, then my call will come from the Prime Minister's Office. I will be appointed as the main advice of the Prime Minister. Then I will first look to resolve the Rohingya issue. Then since I will be one of the wisest people in the world, no one will be able to refute my argument. I could easily bring people to my side.
Using my logic power, I will write an eight- to nine-page essay on the plight and rights of the Rohingya. Which I will ask the Prime Minister to present at the UN General Assembly. Then the countries with veto power will solve the Rohingya problem in a moment by listening to this proud article of mine. I will be blessed in the country.
Next year, the Norwegian Parliamentary Committee will nominate me for the Nobel Peace Prize. I will receive the Nobel Peace Prize. The lawmakers of this country will sit on my words. Since I will be the wisest person, the Prime Minister will be my puppet.
I will pass a law with the Prime Minister that no one in this country will be able to use mobile, laptop, television or internet related devices from now on. Then there will be no more netizens in this country, everyone will become a real citizen.
Citizens will have endless leisure time. Since no one will be able to use the internet for leisure, everyone will be forced to read books.
Then my talent will be impossibly sharp. I will use this sharp talent to write a number of beautiful autobiographical books, including economics, sociology, philosophy, religion, and medicine. Since the book I have written will be one of the most objective and scientific books. So then everyone will just read the book I wrote.
Books written by me will be taught at all the reputed universities of Ivy League including Harvard, Duke, Oxford, MIT. Then my book will be on the list of the most read and sold books in the world.
The Swedish Academy will then nominate me for the Nobel Prize in Literature. I will get the Nobel in Literature. In the meantime, two Nobel Prizes in different fields will be added to my badge.
In this way I will become a unique mafia in the world of knowledge and popularity.
