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I am as straight as your hair; pull it, you will find the most straight line

That's your hair, I remember. :v

So, the mystery is solved. Two lies; all are unearthed by our famous programmer cum whatever-talent-you-name-it. I bow before you.

 2 years ago  

YES! YES! I solved it XDDD damn it feels nice XDDD

Who's the talented girl?
Congrats!