I get asked quite frequently, "What is the worst bump you've ever taken?". Now, for those of you that don't know what a bump in pro wrestling is, it's when you fall down. There are various types of bumps (back bumps, front bumps, etc). I'll talk about the worst bump I've ever taken at some point, but today I'll talk about my LEAST FAVORITE bump to take....The Chokeslam bump.
I jumped so high I left the screen. Maybe that was the problem?
It's a great move that looks devastating. No offense to The Undertaker, Kane, The Big Show, 911 or anyone else that does the move but for the love of all that is holy and sacred on this beautiful planet earth, I HATE THIS FUCKING BUMP. I cannot stress enough how much I hate this bump. Every single time I would take a chokeslam the following things would happen. I'd splat on the mat as Jerry Lynn would say, like a 'dropped pie', I'd get the wind knocked out of me. And the worst part, I'd bounce my head off the mat. This doesn't happen to everyone, and I know people who love taking chokeslams but man they killed me every time.
When I watch most people taking chokeslams, they kind of bounce. I splat. Maybe I always took it wrong. You can see in the video below what I mean. Let me know what you all think.
-Mikey-
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Jhon Sena, is thet best my favorite
While everyone feels honored to have you aboard, equally we feel bad to find out so much behind the scenes lol. We know some of the moves if not all were regized, but damn, those impacts to the ground must have been painful as well as created a long-term delicate situation with your bones!
You spoke my mind, I always wondered despite most of the acts are staged, how can anyone take so much of beating and survive.. still hoping to find out!
TUCK UR FKNG CHIN SON! 😂
Might have been your weight as well i'm sure there has to be a meter for "i need this to look devastating" vs "i need to hold back because i'm about to toss him like a paper airplane" divided by the auto pilot muscle memory that comes from chokeslamming bigger opponents...
sht idk im not a wrestler 😂
#woo #woogame
IDK either and I AM a wrestler. lol.
I loved ECW and am glad to see you on Hive.
Thanks @domgreg