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RE: My Actifit Report Card: October 8 2022

in Actifit2 years ago

Cookie googlyeyes! Coogyeyes! I hope you saved the eyes. Sounds a bit... serial killer collection thing but then again we both know the eyes aren't edible so I guess it's okay to admit that we all have a little serial killer inside us. A cookie serial killer.

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Coogyeyes

Genius, you are! I actually bought a whole bunch, we have stacks now. We will decorate the world with them! Until the kid loses them all!

Okay, Mr Lecter. Whatever you say Mr Lecter. Nice Mr Lecter.

Also, have you ever licked someone's eyeball? Out of interest sake?

No I think not, I've never been an eyeball licker so you have to tell me how does it taste or feel like?

Although I could try googlyeyes. But only fresh out of the package, not a pair that someone has put out there and years after I find and go lick it. Although that could be fun too. A germ lottery.

LOL! Disappointingly im not an avid eyeball licker myself, but not a virgin eyeball licker either. Not many a ball ... Eyeball that is... No matter how I type this it sounds dirty... But I digress, not many a ball has been licked by my tongue.

I have but only licked one eyeball on account having a friend who has an eyeball licking fetish. I was discussing it with the new boyfriend and being young and in love you tend to try weird things and we gave it a go. It was strange and hilarious. Especially because I could not stop laughing every time the tongue came close to my eye! 😂😂😂

No matter how I type this it sounds dirty

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I think everything was heading this way anyway. And I think this is the perfect place for confessions.

It was strange and hilarious. Especially because I could not stop laughing every time the tongue came close to my eye!

A good way to kill fetishes. Telling that you can give it a serious go but laugh all the way doing or almost doing it. Just imaging me doing some heavy eyeball licking makes me giggle. I'd imagine if I'd try it, the feeling would be hilariously horrified.