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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @svanbo
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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You will be able to tip more LOLZ (up to 4 LOLZ to be precise) per day if you have at least 128 LOLZ. 🤓 Right now, you have 108 LOLZ. 😏

!PIZZA

Meanwhile already 110, so 18 to go. The goal is within sight !LUV

@savvytester, @svanbo(4/4) sent you LUV. wallet | market | tools | discord | community | daily

⚠ The LUV command will soon require a limited number of other "!" commands accompany it. Details here.

Since I tip 2 !LOLZ to you per day, it will take you less than 9 days before you reach your goal of at least 128 LOLZ. 😏

Thanks a lot mate, I really appreciate it! !LUV

@savvytester, @svanbo(1/4) sent you LUV. wallet | market | tools | discord | community | daily

⚠ The LUV command will soon require a limited number of other "!" commands accompany it. Details here.

As of now (before this comment), you currently have 113 !LOLZ. 🤔 It looks like you are barely getting LOLZ tokens from other people. 😅

I probably don't get more !LOLZ from other people because I'm not so funny (or I don't write posts that are funny enough) lol...
No, seriously, my LOLZ are going harder than any other token... The next one I'll be after will be the Pizza's but that will be a lot harder I guess. In all this time I've gathered 138 (which is a lot more than beer and wine) but this means I'll still need 112... That is a looooooooot of !PIZZA

@svanbo, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @svanbo
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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Oh it seems that we need "only" 200. That means I'm a lot more close than I thought! 62 pizza's to go :-)

Even if the post or comment is not funny enough, I still tip LOLZ whenever I don't have other Hive tip tokens available. 😅 You can think of the !LOLZ bot command as trying to add humor to content that is not funny enough by making the LOLZ bot comment a funny clean joke. 🤗

Thanks for the !PIZZA and the LOLZ! 😀

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvytester
Rumor has it The LOLZ Project runs on !PIZZA
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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @savvytester
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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