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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space) or ! HBIT (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

Confirmation replies are currently on, but they'll go off when Resource Credits (RCs) get low. Your hivebits command will still go through and you'll get your HBIT.

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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