So wait...are you guys still editing it? Or has it already been edited and posted? Am I even reading this? Is any of this even real? Is all of this narrative true? Or is none of it...
I'm gonna go with "all of it", and come back yesterday after it's already been posted, but not yet edited. Hopefully by then the drugs'll kick in.
Uhhhhh, who said that? And what are you talking about?? There's no post here, just a pumpkin that landed on top of a falcon wearing glass slippers and a Cheshire Cat (or Yorkshire Terrier) that keeps telling you to take bites of a caterpillar, no not from that end, the other end, no no no, not THAT end, the OTHER other end. The end of the world! Or the beginning? I gotta go. There's a fish that needs a makeover.
Yes! Precisely. The fish aren't going to primp themselves. When the world is ending tomorrow, in order to begin again yesterday, we must take care to remember not to remember to brush our teeth, lest our teeth brush us. Entertainment is the breakfast of champions!!!
Ah, you're so right. A brush with teeth can be a brush with death. Just ask the white tiger researcher in Bengal. But don't ask the white rabbit.
Uhhh...corvidae? I think I made a mistake...I asked the white rabbit...
Oh dear, you're really going down the rabbit hole now...