I think I heard once that people would feed their canaries marijuana seeds to make them sing. Don't know if that's true though.
What about #comedyopenheartsurgery? That could be fun(ny) to see. Especially stand up. Especially-er if the one getting the surgery was standing up.
The funniest parts of #comedyopenheartsurgery would probably need to be posted in video form on 3Speak. I'm working on some videos now, I'm sure I could find an available heart surgeon to assist with your idea.
I think canaries sing with or without the marijuana seeds, but they REALLY get into their performance after a few seeds to loosen them up.
#comedyopenmic #hashtagabuse