I think I laughed a little with the title of your post, it reminded me of something they say in these parts of the world with a double meaning,
Where there's hair, there's joy.
My sister has in her house an orchidarium, but she also has a great variety of other plants, that I am sure make her very happy, one of them is a variety of Cactus, I will call yes for generalizing, I have more than four years that I do not visit her, but I do remember that she has a type of cactus like that, but the flower is white.
That was the plan, I like to have some fun and that's my idea of fun.
Lol, there's merit in that.
I don't really like cactus's but this one I tolerate...I wonder what one she has that's white?
I was very curious to know the name, so I phoned my sister, she told me that here in Venezuela it has two colloquial names. One is Cactus Orchid, I know why she likes that cactus, hahaha she is an orchid lover, the last time I visited her as I mentioned was more than 4 years ago, in my computer I have a photographic record of more than 100 photos of orchid flowers.
The other name she is known by is "Lady of the night" or Queen of the night, it is because she blooms only at night.
Oh that's cool, I'll check it out and see if it's available.