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RE: How to Eat a Fence

So it gl000000000ws eh; thanks, purely timing, time of day, but shooting in a very difficult area in terms of getting enough light.

We're middle-aged, we should really watch our sodium intake.

I don't know what kind of salt you've been licking to throw out such an age compliment that this many centuried old being blush like a freshly crushed red rose petal clutch.

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What can I say? I got a way with words. I'm an old lady's man.

wait...

Didn't I just have writer's block? Or was that you.*
Or is it writers block like drivers license. You have to have a block to write. Like one of those drafting pencils but even fatter.

I had one beer. Now I'm a genius on the lyrical dance floor.

*read this one before the other one or it won't make sense until you read the other one and then you'll have to go back and re-read this one and by that time it won't be funny anymore. **

**if it ever was.

I'm an old lady's man.

Wait. What? You got some explaining to do here.

Didn't I just have writer's block? Or was that you.

Definitely you.
I wasn't authorized. To say. My actual thoughts. In the Net. Publicly.

Now I'm a genius on the lyrical dance floor.

You're cracking me up like walnuts in autumn little brains delicious eats walnut meats.

🤣🤣🤣

I wasn't authorized. To say. My actual thoughts. In the Net. Publicly.

Don't get short with me old lady!!

Mmmmm little brains. Pilot's favorite outdoor sport in autumn is walnut. It's better than ball cuz you get to eat it.

Don't get short with me old lady!!

Respect.

Your.

Elders.

Or else.

Don't ask what. I pre-empted that.

Pilot's favorite outdoor sport in autumn is walnut.

Really? That's hilarious! Good thing he's not a white furry fluffy dog. Walnuts on my mind because I foraged a bunch this year. Also wild apples (not crab apples). Made hot pepper apple jelly. Don't tell anyone. I didn't take pics.

That's it. I'm coming over for nuts 'n' jelly.

Bring your mouth. I also made wickedly delicious caramel (with raw cane sugar).