Oh good, I'm glad some fuckery was mixed in there.
The rednecks here must not have heard about these camo crocs, or maybe they just wear them on special occasions. Weddings, and the likes.
If you add some under car lighting and loudly play techno music you might be able to qualify as a Malaysian redneck with that car, according to the comment above. The escaping tickets because of healthcare job does seem to be a universal thing. My husband has escaped a few over the years because of wearing his scrubs. I guess police think of you all as one of them, or they just don't want to look up from a stretcher and see the face of the guy they gave a ticket to yesterday. Maybe some of both.
I'm honored that you liked it - that makes it worth all the effort to type the words out with these crab claws. And I like your idea of a community embracing the dirty messy irony of life. There are some of us out there that do this sort of thing, but we are lost in the surplus of nature photos and travel posts.