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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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@dubble, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @assasinos3
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Always welcome bro you deserve it! Hope they can help out a little, have a great day bro!
!LOL
!LUV
!PIZZA

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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@assasinos3, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dubble
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