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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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these rhymes always get me laughing thank you bro, adds some life to these posts! Appreciate you brother I hope you're having a good day, keep rockin on

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The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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