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What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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@diegoloco, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!


YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.


You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @ieronimus.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/4 possible people today.

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

!PIMP
!LOLZ
!PIZZA


You must be killin' it out here!
@diegoloco just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @ieronimus.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

Credit: marshmellowman
@ieronimus, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of diegoloco

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!PIMP
!LOLZ


Aw man @diegoloco, you are out of PIMP to slap people.
Go Stake some more and increase your PIMP power.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

Credit: reddit
@ieronimus, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of diegoloco

(1/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!