Dave the Dick on #themorningbowl

Good morning from snowy Denver CO where today I'm being a dickhead.. Josh is sleeping in the living room. So what. I'll still turn the lights on.. open the door.. and make fun of him. But I'm not all bad.. I offered to let her hit it..

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Dave the dickhead..

Peace out y'all.. Dave

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Garden gnomes have strong constitution and dedication to sleep for sure.

You watching the world junior hockey championships at all? USA has a strong team again and could rule the world.

I have to go back and see if I missed an nfl betting line for tomorrow.

Enjoy the snow. No white way up here.

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No I forgot to put betting lines up on Thursday.. doh!

that joint looks like a lightsaber

That's the camera.. it adds length. Works great for sending unsolicited dick pics too 😂

oh wow, lol