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Just one story to back this claim :)

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, how can we help you sir?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, Sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, but cant find any marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" said his best friend
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" his best friend asked "Yep." "Happy Birthday, buddy!" his best friend replied.

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hahah cool modification of the story!!
because we have the same joke with a farm/ garden plot and the hidden gold beneath :P

basically a son called his mom from the prison and told her, that he's sorry that it's not possible to help them at the moment, but there is a treasure under their land :) and of course their conversation was investigated...
so the government went to their land and dug out all their empty gardens (but they couldn't find any gold) so the next day the mom called her son and reported what happened...
and the son said: COOL, i made up the story of course, but at least they plowed the ground instead of me, cause i was unable to do it now ;)

Ha, i think i've heard that one before as well
The other version is that the birthday boy calls CIA the next day saying that he saw his neighbor to hide the pounds worth of weed in the garden. So they plowed through the farm. Both guys laugh it out about the "return of favor".

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