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It's like floating on a cloud made out of clouds, man.

They say that all three at once may results in being able to interface with Jesus while he’s at the Asian massage parlor with Ling-Poo the noodle wrangler.

Those aren't noodles! Are they?

Udon to be exact. The thickest noodle you ever did see.

I challenge you to turn that into a country song.