This dude sounds like a real piece of work. He should meet my landlady, I think they would get on like a house on fire.
What did surprise me is that you pulled out all the stops of thinking of other nice things before boobs....are you running a fever? You feeling ok there Galen?
Can I be honest, boobs were the only thing I thought of to try and distract myself, I just threw those other things in for the post. Alas, boobs didn't do the job on that particular occasion.
I'd say your landlord and that. Hap would get on famously for sure. Both dick heads.
I've rebooked another company so let's see how they go. Fingers crossed.