It seems like most tactics people use to escape old age just end up making them look worse. Dying hair, facelifts, botox, etc are all kind of terrifying. Personally I'm shooting for the grizzled old mountain man look. And I will draw the line at women 25 years younger than me. 30 years younger, that's just creepy.
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Grizzled Old Mountain Man sounds good. I think I'm going for Ruffled Old Palmetto Crone.
Nice. Yeah it's important to have goals in life.