Totally agree man, bring on 2024! I was just never into using Reddit, but joining the writing communities there and seeing it as a way of attracting people here means that I'll be using it a lot more. I've been talking to a bunch of people too, just about other stuff, so maybe it'll work.
Selling it as those 4 things is great. Get them in with the prospect of rewards and earning for being a part of social media, and all the benefits we have over everywhere else will make it a no-brainer to stick around.
You know what man, I never copped the it at the end of each. It was 100% intended to be Reddit-like. I actually discovered the fact that my account could log in to all the other accounts, and I discovered Keychain and set it up, by going through the Hive.io page and seeing what apps and games were there. All of that was within the first couple of days of joining.