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They say "follow your heart," but, you know, some of them follow their, ahem, heart.

LOL! For some, there are two hearts and difficulty in discernment occurs as to which one to follow.

follow the one that has the most sensation

Sounds temporary, like a drug requiring constant chasing. 😏🤪

So you're saying using a penis is an addiction? Damn. Those old guys must be comin' down hard.

So you're saying using a penis is an addiction?

I don't know, since I don't have one and it wouldn't be fair for me to make such a statement with no experience to back that up. 😂

I'm really surprised no doods have commented on this thread