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I ate them for dinner tonight...I'm not sure if they were magic...I don't even know if I'm writing this comment. Am I? Maybe I am. Not. Who knows...Why does everything look pink and green and why does my hand look like an anvil with teeth and my legs resemble Lego man legs but with hands on the end instead of feet and in those hands I'm holding a hotdog in one and a pecan pie in the other.

Hmm...Nah, I'm pretty sure they weren't magic mushrooms...or were they? Is this all a dream or am I really king of the world but the world is really small and it fits in my own pocket which is actually the universe turned inside out.