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Wait, poo? Welllllll. Ok. If it has poo in it. Just leave out the gorey details of the hand-crushing because I can't do it. I just can't. Unless you want me to hurt with you.
Love,
Snark the Shark
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Yes. Poo. If you leave out any part of the story it ruins it, ruiner.

How not to hurt:

Detach. Not not caring, detachment.

Unfortunately, not everyone's neurology allows them to detach on demand...

Who is everyone?

detach on demand...

You're so funny. Now if I could do that, I'd already have exited hell.

Do you have the same email? Blink once for yes, twice for no.