Ahaha I didn't know you were 8% French. Then don't be worried, you can get the missing 92% of the content from the English version of this blog. Feel free to have a look.
However, I am afraid this won't help to time travel (this violates many golden rules of physics so that this is not an option).
Cheers!
PS: apologies for the delayed answer... A small offline Easter break was in the way ;)