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Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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Hahaha, that's why we feed them nuts to keep them away from the birds feeders.
Sort of like squirrel psychology !LOLZ

Thank you and they are used to us, but we will never try to tame them, as we believe that the wild belongs in the wild.

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What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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